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Jack Black

... and now I post on my LiveJournal my RPS on Jack Black.

What I have the honor of being the 'only to write, but it is not a boast eh .-.


Author: Matatabi
Genre: Drabble, Slash
Pairing: Jack Black / Tatsuya of TOKIO
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The bumblebee should not be able to fly .. . but it does.



What has fascinated Tatsuya was not the charm of a physicist to Angelina Jolie (pregnant with twin girls version) or advice on diaper changing.
E 'was bitten on the neck of his long beard and a friendly advice and possibly make sense.
"You know, it's a shame that we have become extinct. You can chew the bamboo MY when you want "

The bumblebee should not be able to fly (too big, not very aerodynamic), but does not know and does the same.
Jack and Tatsuya are crackpairing (too big, not very aerodynamic), but do not know, and they do the same.

about eight times.



Author: Matatabi
Genre: Drabble, Slash
Pairing: Jack Black / Robert Downey JR
Rating: PG-13
Summary: MTV Video Music Awards 2009



- I bet you do not have the courage to sign it down there.
(Jack always end up having the tone of the class clown)
- I bet it's an excuse for you to put your hands in the pants.
((Robert is a rather dull man, graziemille)
- ORIGINAL. You owe me.
(Panda outraged signed in felt pen on her tits)
- I am new.
((Raising eyebrows . From Tony Stark asshole.)
- "Kick the pandas in the nuts, kick the panda in the nuts!"
(Imitation of the child's sketch of Tropic Thunder. Ouch.)
- Oh. catchment passes everything?
(Smile includes / predatory. Hand. Zip.)
- It 's a minimum.


Author: Matatabi
Genre: Drabble, Slash
Pairing: Jack Black / Robert Downey JR
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Robert understands the mechanisms of dependence



If there's one thing that Robert is experienced (but it '?) is the dependence on something.
The first dose is free, often random. You can stop whenever you like, only God knows why "when want "is always" tomorrow "Not even you know it, and something you entered under the skin. You need
, minds with anger useless to others and yourself.

And we believe that he loves his family very much, and who dotes on Tanya and Sam Thomas who has just been born.
We believe, really.

With Jack's head between her legs, her fingers between those ridiculous hair oxygenated, Robert is the pusher of himself.



Author: Matatabi
Genre: Drabble, Slash
Pairing: Jack Black + Robert Downey JR
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are times that we talk too much.



"The character of Portnoy was written with me in mind. Do you think I should feel flattered? "
" Look for small differences-I do not think you suck offriresti of Brandon in exchange for a dose. "
" Nah, that up to you. "
The moment he says it, Jack would riacchiappare the words on the fly, strozzarcisi.
"... because you are bisexual."
"Yeah. For that. "
Robert does not seem to believe even for a moment, the voice of a couple of degrees cooler than the ice in the glass of Jack.
Sbam.Lo chink in more than looks, fooling around and smiles of a certain type is closed.

Author: Matatabi
Genre: Drabble, Slash
Pairing: Jack Black, Robert Downey JR +
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Continuation of "Foot in Mouth Disease. " Some time later, Sherlock Holmes. Jude Law is a cool and bla bla bla.


-L 'single person they love, when seated at my left.

he does more laughing.
HE did not go to bed with the babysitter of his children. HE is not a conventional beauty, not gray eyes, white European accent and a smile ... HIM.

ALIA 'face with that shit, could do much worse than a joke about the unfortunate past of Robert, as occurred to him.
He 's treacherous air, or maybe just British snob bastards.

Jack is convinced that Jude Law's face basically a blowjob, but avoids looking in the mirror as it passes from the living room to the bathroom.